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[Anders Karlsson]

It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate on a
celestial scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes use of dense dark,
sucking it in from all the planets and intervening dark space.
Naturally, the Sun is better able to suck dark from the planets which
are situated closer to it, thus explaining why those planets appear
brighter than do those which are far distant from the Sun.

[Anders Karlsson]

Occassionally, the Sun actually oversucks; under those conditions, dark
spots appear on the surface of the Sun. Scientists have long studied
these 'sunspots' and are only recently beginning to realize that the
dark spots represent leaks of high pressure dark because the Sun has
oversucked dark to such an extent that some dark actually leaks back
into space. This leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes
problems with radio communications here on Earth due to collisions
between the dark particles as they stream out into space at high
velocity via the black 'holes' in the surface of the Sun.

[Anders Karlsson]

As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime caused
by the fact that they are not 100% efficient at transmitting collected
dark back to the power company via the wires from your home, causing
dark to build up slowly within the device. Once they are full of
accumulated dark, they can no longer suck. This condition can be
observed by looking for the black spot on a full darksucker when it has
reached maximum capacity of untransmitted dark... you have surely
noticed that dark completely surrounds a full darksucker because it no
longer has the capacity to suck any dark at all.

[Anders Karlsson]

A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white wick. You
will notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing
all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next
to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it
got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. It is of no use to
plug a candle into an electrical outlet; it can only collect dark.. it
has no transmission capabilities. Unfortunately, these primitive
darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate
because of the intense heat produced.

[Anders Karlsson]

There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs in
these devices collect dark which is passed to a dark storage unit
called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be
either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced before the
portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you break open a
battery, you will find dense black dark inside, evidence that it is
actually a compact dark storage unit.

[Anders Karlsson]

Frågor på detta?

[Nils Persson]

Jag fick en liknande fråga av kund en gång!
Vi hade precis installerat nya scanrar i en hockeyhall här i staden.
Jag satt och provkörde lamporna lite för att se vilka nya möjlighetet vi hade.
Då kom kunden upp och undrade om jag kunde göra en svart "puck" på isen som sedan kunde åka in i målet!

Jag tittade på honom en gång för att se om han skämtade med mig men han var helt seriös!

[Tommy Pettersson]

Jag har en fråga på det där, varför inte allt i en post för?